Tuesday, July 14, 2009

So the house is now a warehouse full of boxes waiting for the move. A sly feral cat decided this would be an ideal time to drop her litter beneath the diwaniyah. Toots, Tiff and co have done their utty to alert us to their presence, but M has been disinclined to rid us of the creatures. That is until yesterday.
To stop the felines fritzing with the dog food and water M spread large amounts of Black pepper around the area and our stepped entrance. One of our Nepalese scoffsalot must have left the door ajar because a couple of hours later, M settled in to watch a soap and found herself sharing her intended relaxation with cat and kittens.
I told her to let Toots and Tiff out but she again refused, preferring instead a more humane approah; a beating with a beezleum broom. I am unsure whether said beating was adminstered to cats, Nepalese or a combination of both.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Because M loves the dogs to bitz we are moving to a much bigger house. This meant scouring the open air markets for suitable double sink vanitys to put in the house we have found. It was 54 Celsius yesterday fercrissakes! Today I am totally buggered. I just hope the little furballs appreciate our sacrifices.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Yesterday I got fiendishly double teamed by Tia and Sugar.
Sugar threw herself into my lap demanding belly rubs while Tia leapt up onto my shoulder, where she handily fits, licked my ear a commenced to bark up a storm until I relented and allowed them both into the kitchen to vacuum the floor for microscopic specs of anything edible and much that may not be. When did they get to be so smart?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Nancy spent a comfortable night and was moving visibly easier when I left the house this morning. She has been seriously bitten in both "arm pits" and on the face. Culprits have been duly reprimanded. It is all too easy to forget that Yorkies are terriers and thereby are prone to serious aggression that from time to time gets the better of them. The Yorkies tend to gang up on their non-yorkie housemates. I can live with the chatter but hostility will not be allowed.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Todays Shaggy Blog

The Devine M called this a.m. to tell me that Tiff and MIC had decided to take lumps out of Nancy Reagan. Look me up on Facebook. Dogs for sale!

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